Today I saw a most gruesome sight
I thought i would have lost my appetite for the day
*although that thought perked mi up for awhile since that would mean i would stick to my diet*
unfortunately .. nothing can gross me enough to loose my appetite for long ;p
>> I was happily walking along to school from the Raffles MRT.. reading my 8 days
when outa the corner of my eye... i though i saw something unbeliveable
i took a second glance to make sure im not hallucinating
when *gasps* its true....
A very terrible case of cellulite !!!!
>> noo nooo * shakes head* im not being bitchy..
i mean eveyrbody faces problem with some cellulite
i have it and i hate my legs..
unless you happen to be a stick thin
which unfortunately ..ALOT of SMU girls are...
*grrrr bitchyness level rises*
>> anyway this plump..NOT fat girl was walking in front of mi
wearing a freaking short skirt (it barely touched her ass... i noe, i noe ~ i wear short skirts too..but... thats another story ;p)
and the back view of her legs is like the picture above..but worse
I could actually see her upper inner things rubbing against each other as she walked..
*bile rising* ~ retching sounds
i hope for the good of mankind..that she is actually wearing cuellots (Spelling error..but u get what i mean ;p)
Would not, alot of people will be regurgitating their lunches when she "zhao geng"
i think she might have caused some road accidents along the way
~ drivers cannot clutch their eyes in agony and stear the car at the same time
whats up man
have some sense of self awareness here
it seems to be the classic case of the ostrich syndrom
~ "if i cant see it ..its not there" ~
well you cant see it ..but everyone else CAN !!
please dont scare people like that..
chinese 7 month over liao..
*LESSON OF THE DAY*
Please look at the mirror for your back view, side view,up view,down view etc.
before you leave the house
i mean .. what the heck ~ get a large 3-way mirror just to be safe..;p
Please note: I DO NOT have anything against fat people..
I think im rather fleshy myself too
I emphatise..
I am not evil
well... maybe slightly..its the time of the night .hehhe;p
but im biased against silly people who do silly things.
i dnt think they can sue mi in court for it right..?
i mean its a utilitarian view of things
i just want the best for mankind ..
"world peace" ~bimbo smile
Waves goodbye
time to sleep ..
hope i dont get nightmares tonight
meanwhile i shall strive for legs like these:
*everybody can dream... cant they*
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