Jeepers Creepers

Today I saw a most gruesome sight
I thought i would have lost my appetite for the day
*although that thought perked mi up for awhile since that would mean i would stick to my diet*
unfortunately .. nothing can gross me enough to loose my appetite for long ;p


>> I was happily walking along to school from the Raffles MRT.. reading my 8 days
when outa the corner of my eye... i though i saw something unbeliveable
i took a second glance to make sure im not hallucinating
when *gasps* its true....


A very terrible case of cellulite !!!!


>> noo nooo * shakes head* im not being bitchy..
i mean eveyrbody faces problem with some cellulite
i have it and i hate my legs..
unless you happen to be a stick thin
which unfortunately ..ALOT of SMU girls are...
*grrrr bitchyness level rises*


>> anyway this plump..NOT fat girl was walking in front of mi
wearing a freaking short skirt (it barely touched her ass... i noe, i noe ~ i wear short skirts too..but... thats another story ;p)
and the back view of her legs is like the picture above..but worse
I could actually see her upper inner things rubbing against each other as she walked..
*bile rising* ~ retching sounds
i hope for the good of mankind..that she is actually wearing cuellots (Spelling error..but u get what i mean ;p)
Would not, alot of people will be regurgitating their lunches when she "zhao geng"
i think she might have caused some road accidents along the way
~ drivers cannot clutch their eyes in agony and stear the car at the same time


whats up man
have some sense of self awareness here
it seems to be the classic case of the ostrich syndrom
~ "if i cant see it ..its not there" ~
well you cant see it ..but everyone else CAN !!
please dont scare people like that..
chinese 7 month over liao..


*LESSON OF THE DAY*
Please look at the mirror for your back view, side view,up view,down view etc.
before you leave the house
i mean .. what the heck ~ get a large 3-way mirror just to be safe..;p


Please note: I DO NOT have anything against fat people..
I think im rather fleshy myself too
I emphatise..
I am not evil
well... maybe slightly..its the time of the night .hehhe;p
but im biased against silly people who do silly things.
i dnt think they can sue mi in court for it right..?
i mean its a utilitarian view of things
i just want the best for mankind ..
"world peace" ~bimbo smile
Waves goodbye
time to sleep ..
hope i dont get nightmares tonight


meanwhile i shall strive for legs like these:



*everybody can dream... cant they*

tales of a mad woman

Madness
The past 2 weeks have been super hectic
deprived of exercise, sleep, healthy food and sun
i desperately need some Vit D
But from the looks of things, i am destined to look like the undead for the rest of the term.
Palor so doesnt become me :(
slowly becoming pale,fat and pimply *groanz*


I think im crazy
just today, i have met 2 profs and taken on 2 more jobs.
A research assitant for Francis Koh and a teaching assistant for BP
Plus the research assitant for Andrer Bonfrer that i am already currently..
I forsee alot more sleepless nights ;p
Sufferance is the badge of my ... self ? haha
shakesphere i am not


I noe robin will say im greedy !!
but the money is good ~$10 an hr ..
dreams of shopping bags float into view..
ahhhhhh
yess... MANGO, ZARA, GUESS, ROXY... *drool*
i wana shop !!!
i still have $50 Mango voucher left from my bdae gift ;p
Is there no one else !!! Is there no one else !!! ..
out there who will go shopping wif mi ? :)


But it is not only about the money of course.. im NOT THAT materialistic ;p
the experience of research work will help mi regardless of whether i wana go into the consulting industry or try for a fellowship for PhD.
I just really really hope that i can cope with all this work load..
plus mugging for my grades
and practising salsa.. and mauy thai
and make myself physically fit in time for the trek at the end of the year...
*looks into the sky for some divine intervention*


I never knew or foresaw that i would become such a student..
Actually I also dunoe what kinda student i am now..
For the longest time in my yr 1 of Uni.. i have always been an average student..
very low key, plain, not in the "in" crowd, fluked my Comms presentation until i have lost all confidence..


What has changed between these 2 years..
I seem to expect more of myself.. more and more..
The pressure to do well buids up every year
But yet I dnt feel that i have changed much ..
i still feel like a plain, lowly student that nobody thinks much of
I wonder how do others see mi as a student of SMU, as a person
ahh welll
cannot think too much
* go munch on some chocolates to think happy thoughts *


~ a few seconds later...
Happy thoughts !!!... happy thoughts !!..
hmm...
>>KTV with the SMUX ppl last saturday..
Melvin, Dom , Weijie, Jackie .. all KTV kings *swoon*


>>Won the SMU Runabout ! 2nd place Open catergory with robin, yujian, heng, alvin
I never knew Alvin can run soo fast .. :P
hehe.. soo all the bulk is really muscles ehh.. hmmm


>>Our Triumph competition's piece was finally done and handed in.. thanks babes for all the laughs and reviving the memory of my secondary school projects..the overnight stay at my house was definatly sumthing i have never done in a long long time..
just hope that we can all do it again in a different setting.. with some movies, hot chocolates, face masks and loads of gossip ;p
althou the result dint turn out like what we expected, hopefully they can sense our totally amazing vision... :p


>> night bike was last last week (yeah i havent wrote in a loggg time)
.. its great to feel the wind in my face again.. my cycling experience seems to be limited to how many nightbikes SMUX has ;p
~the geylang tour..the campy games..the freaking steep hill up kent ridge park..with a lovely co-GL by my side..

>> my 2 year anniversary with robin is coming next saturday ! haha..
i cant think of what to get him... help ! i need some inspiration..
He has been a sweetie.. delivering Macs to my house for supper at 2 am.. to eat with mi and do work. It great that he is finding his way around school and trying to extend his social circle.. which seemed to have evolved into the "inner circle" which is not very "inner" or circular anymore ;p


I cant imaging that we have been together for only 2 years..
it seems like forever already..
In such a short period of time, we have been on a cruise, to Aur, Bangkok, Puket, Barcelona, Rome, Paris, Venice, England, Hong Kong...
maybe we can hosts a traveling show.. :P
ahh the ultimate dream job.. ~
"wish you were here" postcards fluttering in the sky...